America's #1 phrasemeister is back! Robert Byrne, author of four previous volumes of 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, continues his lifelong quest for the greatest of verbal treasures -- the quickest quips, the sharpest retorts, the brightest truths. For instance . . .

#59: "Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful -- provided you get between the right man and woman." Woody Allen

#61: "I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy." Steve Martin

#205: "My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date." Rita Rudner