Forget the jokes that have been doing the email rounds at work;
Here is a collection of new Chav funnies. When do Chavs shoplift the most? When they're awake.
Why did the Chav cross the road? To happy slap the chicken.
What is a Chav's favourite computer game? Electronic tag.
How do you get five Chavs into a Vauxhall Nova? Take one out.