A most entertaining, funny, and wise adventure, starting with the night-time parachuting naked of Freddy & Fredericka [Prince Charles & Diana] down into Bayonne Meadows--an industrial swamp and wasteland in New Jersey. Her first thought is "Who will do my hair"? His military training and omnivorous reading prepare him to make the best of things--except for such cross-cultural misunderstandings as thinking that "pig" is equivalent to "bobby," etc. The worst of it for her is that when she goes down office halls pushing the mop-bucket with which she cleans toilets is that men do not cast admiring glances her way. They both rise to their menial tasks, support themselves for the first time, and learn to truly love one another. They come to appreciate the greatness of America, and, after a year or so, arrive back in England--wiser and happier than ever.